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Ian

Colin

Steve

Ed

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Ian

Bass guitarist and vocalist (and definitely the possessor
of the best hair of The Kerbcrawlers).

Ian was the bassist in a number of bands prior to forming the 'Crawlers: Nobody Special, The Peppermint Dream,
Beyond Belief, Go Crazy, Bad Habits, Stranded, Oh Boy, Mother's Ruin and of course.... The Roadrunners.

There are a number of MySpace sites with recordings by these bands on - check out all those Myspace pages on the site
links page, from the menu on the left.

Ian is the only one of the group to have played at every Kerbcrawlers show.

Fave Albums
Anything by Dave Edmunds or Cheap Trick,
Quadrophenia - The Who,
Slayed? - Slade,
What is love for? - Justin Currie
XTC: Apple Venus Vols 1 & 2, Oranges and lemons, Nonsvch
Hello young lovers - Sparks

Fave Singles
'Voices' by Cheap Trick.
Get out of Denver - Dave Edmunds.
Everyday - Slade.

Books
Anything by Stephen King, Clive Barker. Good music biogs.

Bloke singers
Robin Zander, Dave Edmunds, Russ Mael, Nick Lowe,
Andy Partridge, Colin Moulding, Justin Currie

Girl singers
Mari Wilson, The Bangles, Cher, Sam Brown, Amy Lavere.

Instrumentalists
Dave Edmunds, Rick Nielsen, Ed Alleyne-Johnson,
Dave Gregory, Pete Townshend, Andy Partridge,
Colin Moulding. John Entwistle,

Writers
Nielsen / Zander, Lennon / McCartney, Ron Mael, Nick Lowe,
Partridge / Moulding.

Flicks
Quadrophenia, Flame, Anything by Clint Eastwood or Stephen King

Actors
Clint Eastwood, James Woods, Hugh Laurie

Actresses
Laura Pyper, Natalie Dormer, Evangeline Lilly, Teri Garr, Erica Durance.. Rebecca Atkinson

TV shows
LOST, HEX, House MD, Heroes, The West Wing, Boys from the blackstuff, The Apprentice, Corrie.

Booze
Sam Smiths bitter, Malibu, Carling lager.

Watering holes
Barristers, Bolton.

Fetishes
Chocolate. Basses. Chocolate basses.

Cars
Vauxhall Zafira. Loads of room in the back. Cars are functional objects to me. Nothing more.

Sports
None. At all. None.

Quotation
"Talk To The Hand".

Gusset
Good question ...

Red light area
Bradford Road traffic lights

Tranny cafe
Birch services M62

Illegal substance
Toblerone

Worst record
Toe Knee Black Burn - Binky Baker & the Pit Orchestra. Hallejujah - JLS.

First sexual encounter
Yes please !!!

Biggest thrill
Waiting for it.

Biggest disappointment
Not telling.

Who else in history would you be?
I'm ok with being me.... bumps and bruises n' all.

Who would you be stranded on a desert island with?
Laura Pyper, Natalie Dormer, Rebecca Atkinson

Criminal record
Toe Knee Black Burn - Binky Baker & the Pit Orchestra.

Ideal nude centrefold
I can't say...

Star sign
Hamer

Gear
Aria ZZB Deluxe Bass
Burns Bison Reissue Bass.
Cort Violin Bass.
Danelectro Longhorn Bass.
Dean Rhapsody 8 String Bass.
Dean Stage Acoustic guitar.
Epiphone '58 Flying V Bass.
Epiphone Firebird guitar.
Fender USA Standard Jazz bass (2008).
Fender 60th anniversary USA P Bass (3 tone sunburst).
Fender Precision Lyte Bass (toffeeburst).
Fender Squier Modified Vintage 50's Precision Bass.
Fender Squier Classic Vibe 50's Precision Bass.
Fender Squier Precision Special Bass.
Gibson SG Supreme Bass.
Gibson SGII guitar.
Gordy XR Custom fretless 'Explorer' style bass.
Gretsch White Falcon guitar .
Hamer B12S short scale 12-String Bass.
Hamer Chaparral long scale 12-String Bass
John Birch SCDR stereo bass (greenburst).
Rickenbacker 620 12string guitar (Jetglo)
Rickenbacker 4003 (fireglo)
Rickenbacker 4003 (midnight blue)
Rickenbacker 4003 (limited edition Blue Boy)
Tokai TST 50 guitar (Stratocaster type)
Warwick Streamer Chrome Tone Bass
Warwick Custom Shop Thumb NT4 bass (Unique walnut finish)

Hartke bass rig (HA3500 350w head, plus
Transporter 2x10 and 4x10 cabs)
2x Trace Elliott 715 combo amplifiers
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Colin.
Drummist and singist with The Kerbcrawlers

Albums
Division bell. Pet sounds, Sgt Peppers, Abbey Road.

Singles
Long tall Sally by The Beatles, tho' it's on an e.p.

Books
Anything by Dennis Wheatley, Steven King, John Grisham 

Bloke singers
Pete Cetera (Chicago) Steve Perry Journey

Girl singers
Karen Carpenter, Celine Dionne, Mariah Carey.

Instrumentalists
Simon Phillips, David Gilmour

Writers
Lennon / Mc Cartney, Don Henley, Dave Gilmour.

Flicks
Any Sci Fi or thriller

Actors
Anthony Hopkins, Robert de Niro, Al Pacino.

Actresses
Jean Simmons, Nichole Kidman, Jamie lee Curtis

TV shows
24, Corrie, Anything by David Attenborough

Booze
John Smiths Bitter, Bowmore single malt whisky

Watering holes
Anywhere in walking distance

Fetishes
Suspenders with pop socks

Cars
My first car, 1956 Riley

Sports
Golf, Walking my dog

Quotation
Life is what passes you by while you're busy making plans. (John Lennon)

Gusset
????

Red light area
Both tail lights of my car

Tranny cafe
Don't know any café with a transistor radio ???

Illegal substance
Being in a dressing room with Steve after he's had a kebab

Worst record
Any rap crap

First sexual encounter
XXXXXXXXX

Biggest thrill
Seeing my daughter being born

Biggest disappointment
Life's too short to bother with disappointments

Who else in history would you be?
Henry Ford

Who would you be stranded on a desert island with?
?????????

Criminal record
Anything by Morrissey

Ideal nude centrefold  ?????????

Star sign
Third star on the right and straight on till morning.

Steve
His mighty fingers are a blur and you'd better not mention
The Scissor Sisters version of 'Comfortably numb'.

Steve is a Professional Registered Guitar Tutor in the Wigan area. If you have a serious enquiry regarding a course of guitar
lessons, you can contact Steve on 07789 608599 or by using the e-mail form below.

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Albums
Flying in a blue dream -Joe Satriani;  Powerslave - Iron Maiden; Hey Stoopid - Alice Cooper, 2112 / Grace under Pressure - Rush
Pink Floyd - The Wall / Delicate Sound of thunder.

Singles
The Trooper - Iron Maiden, Doctor Doctor - UFO

Books
Autotrader and Guitarist Magazine

Bloke singers
Ronnie James Dio

Girl singers
Howies daughters; K T Tunstall

Instrumentalists
Joe Satriani, Steve Vai

Writers
Geddy Lee, Alex lifeson and Neil Peart - Rush,
Roger Waters and Dave Gilmour - Pink Floyd

Flicks
Spinal Tap, War of the Worlds

Actors
Bruce Willis, Arnold Schwarzennegger

Actresses
Melandra Burrows

TV shows
SG1, The Bill, Star Trek

Booze
Carling, Wiersteiner

Watering holes
John Bull, Wigan

Fetishes
Stroking my Les Paul and Ibanez

Cars
BMW but 2 wheels are more fun

Sports
Archery and Cow Tipping

Quotation
If it's too lowd your too owd!

Gusset
Melandra Burrows

Red light area
N/A - will leave that to Colin!

Tranny cafe
N/A - will leave that to Ian !

Illegal substance
Absynthe - after 4 it damn well should be!

Worst record
Anything by Dreamtheatre or Malmstein

First sexual encounter
In the bath Age 7

Biggest thrill
Doing 170 on my bike

Biggest disappointment
That bird I used to fancy at school who said No!

Who else in history would you be?
Jimi Hendrix - I wish!

Who would you be stranded on a desert island with?
A good boat builder

Criminal record
Comfortably Numb - Scissor Sisters

Ideal nude centrefold
Jane Seymour - I'm into Classy women

Star sign
Whatever the bird's compatible with after the show!!

Ed
The Master of the Stratocaster.

Conclusive proof that the group do own a guitar tuner between us.	Late of top tribute band Abba Forever, Ed joined the band late on in 2008, to replace our previous guitarist Ian Hutchings, who sensibly emigrated to get away from the crumbling UK, in order to live in Spain. Ed's profile will be on the site as soon as he fills in the questionnaire!!.

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